The Onion

The Onion
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1 MB

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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5
  • Windows Phone 7

App requires

  • phone identity
  • owner identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
  • push notification service
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----- full description -----
! Live Tile Enabled !
CAUTION: This app has been known to distract you from just about anything. Don't use while driving.

Wait, what? It's not real news? If you're a fan of The Onion, get your daily fix of breaking news, video, radio-news and more in this streamlined app - with the most current headline of your choice delivered via Live Tile. Did you LOL at the article about the area cat that sued over being sent to the doghouse? Save it for later, post it on facebook, or email it to a friend quickly and easily.

try it. it's free. you know you want it.
the onion app for wp7
so. many. layers.

20 Jan - v2.2
* All versions are now just called "The Onion" in your app list.  It's nicer.
* better pan/zoom of images in news article page (still beta)
* ability to configure background image (more images coming - send us your suggestions)
* various feeds now working again, including in-app video!

22 Nov - v2.1
* added clock on main panorama so you know what time it is
* fixed crash when tapping "What's New?"
* can now pan/zoom image on news article page (beta)

16 Nov - v2.0
* updated for Mango (Windows Phone 7.5)
* now supports Fast Application Switching
* correctly shows apostrophe's that used to look garbled
* article images post correctly on facebook in more cases now

7 aug - v1.19
* tiles on the 'more' hub now respond to taps (they animate)
* poll results page now sizes and scrolls correctly

7 july - v1.18
* fixed a bug where, if you turned off some panorama panels, refreshing data wouldn't always work (i.e. you wouldn't see new videos, radio, etc.)
* added twitter support for sharing news articles

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  • by Deborah 11/20/2014
    As always, funny and entertaining
  • by Robert 11/17/2014
    Makes me laugh
  • by johnny 11/16/2014
    Doesn't load right
  • by User 11/15/2014
    Really funny!! ,😜😜
  • by Garrett 11/14/2014
    The onion is awesome but I can't load videos. If not for that 5 star
  • by Scott 11/14/2014
  • by Kristen 11/12/2014
    Great and informative along with style and humor.
  • by User 11/11/2014
    All news in this country is for entertainment anyway, why not make it really funny..thanks Onion
  • by User 11/10/2014
    Good app. The headlines are good to scroll through for a quick laugh.
  • by Sherri 11/9/2014

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