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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Johnny 4/22/2014
    Love the articles, but something has to be done about the .gif files. THEY JUST CAUSE PROBLEMS IN THE WP APP! Please consider adding a setting to disable them in the app, then it'll get 5 stars again...
  • by Micah 4/22/2014
    Keeps crashing
  • by Chad 4/22/2014
    No photoplasty so this is terrible. I love Cracked but got to have photoplasty.
  • by Christopher 4/19/2014
    Very good ap
  • by Ben 4/16/2014
    "Yeah!!!!" Lil Jon
  • by Andrew 4/16/2014
    Great reader, but imbedded YouTube videos don't work and there are no Quick Fixes. I think Cracked had abandoned this app.
  • by Justin 3/23/2014
    Needs photoplasty to get a five star rating from me.
  • by User 3/9/2014
    Starting with the good, the overall interface is pretty slick, suits the overall layout of the operating system of the phone, also occasionally the Cracked icon turns into Poseidon, weather it was intentional or not, that is just awesome. Now, onto the bad, first major problem is that it doesn't display all posted articles, sometimes just one of just 5 posted that day, sometimes none at all, in addition to that, photoplasty and quick fixes never are displayed, also flashback is absent (then again, that pretty much only on apple mobile devices). Also absent is the ability of going from the direct view from the program of an article, (and in the cases where the article can't completely be viewed for whatever reason), is also gone. I feel a mild overhaul or just a revision to allow just the viewing of all day to day posted content would significantly improve this program
  • by Caleb 2/11/2014
    Opens articles in the app, doesn't bring u to the page, very thorough
  • by User 2/6/2014
    Switched over from using the Iphone, and honestly, the app was so much better for IOS. If you could add Photoplasty and a random article like on the IOS app, this would definitely be a 5 star rating. I used to use Cracked as my go to for passing time any time I had to wait (at the DMV, doctors waiting rooms, etc.) and now I read the 2-3 new articles a day and its back to trying to load the website, which sucks on a mobile device. Access to more articles is definitely a must have.