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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Jonny 5/16/2015
    Formatting all wrong. No pictures or links like website.
  • by El 5/13/2015
    10/10 would read wall of text again.
  • by Rusty 5/11/2015
    It's been mentioned multiple times now but maybe if people do it enough they'll actually do something about it. I'm on a Lumia 521, this rating has nothing to do with the Cracked site. This is only for the app, which is terrible. I can deal with Craptions instead of Quick Fixes and Photoplasty. I don't get why it is the way it is but I can deal with it. I use this for waiting in a business or pooping so the bar isn't very high. What I can't deal with is nothing on this app working. No pictures show, the layout is broken, and the videos don't play. Those aren't petty gripes. That's people telling you that your app is absolutely unusable. Are they going to fix this? I really recommend everyone rate/review this app poorly (if it's broken for you of course) so they'll notice. Also, email them about it.
  • by Tom 5/11/2015
    Nothing about this app functions as expected.
  • by jesus 5/11/2015
    The app is a joke
  • by Kenneth 5/11/2015
    This is the funniest site on the internet. However this app doesn't do it justice. It doesn't work. Videos won't play.
  • by George 5/9/2015
    Terrible. Poor interface, no pictures in articles, not even a line break or tabbing to show new paragraphs. Immediately uninstalled.
  • by User 5/4/2015
    Pictures from articles never load. When article loads it is not spaced; it is just one long paragraph.
  • by Gustavo 5/3/2015
    When are you going to update this? Almost four years have passed since the last update. The app doesn't work anymore. It's all messed up.
  • by Olivia 5/2/2015
    I'm glad this is available for Windows Phone, but why are the articles formatted so poorly AND no images? Hope they fix that