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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Adam 3/24/2015
    Layout is **** poor. Text and background colors do not mesh well.
  • by Reanna 3/24/2015
    Pictures no longer appear and the the article formats are all scattered. Please fix!
  • by John 3/23/2015
    Great content, but I'm unable to see the pictures, which are replaced by annoying links. Also, I can't see the subheadings. These problems have occurred with both my Nokia Lumia 920 and my HTC One.
  • by Michael 3/23/2015
    Great articles, app needs to be updated. No pictures are appearing and formatting is messed up
  • by Steve 3/20/2015
  • by Laura 3/16/2015
    Four months and they still haven't fixed the formatting issues.
  • by Graham 3/15/2015
    Doesn't carry any of the graphics, formatting, our paragraph breaks from the stories. Terrible app.
  • by Paul 3/12/2015
    No paragraph breaks in articles. Pictures don't load. I never use it.
  • by Othman 3/12/2015
    I'd give it a negative 1 star if I could. When I first got this app, it was fantastic and now it's become terrible. You cannot read any of the articles properly
  • by Rick 3/10/2015
    This piece of garbage displays nothing but plain text. No formatting. No images. Nothing.