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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Robert 4/15/2015
    Lack of formatting makes this unreadable hell might as well pull cracked up in IE since the app isn't worth a ****
  • by Ralph 4/14/2015
    App used to work great and i had it for years in my iPhone. The windows app format was different but decent. Now, it no longer works. Everything about this app is cracked and broken. No pictures, no videos and paragraphs are all over the place. Please fix this!
  • by Jesse 4/12/2015
  • by Jacob 4/11/2015
    This used to be my favorite app, but its been broken for months. Why does Cracked keep ignoring us?
  • by John 4/11/2015
    Somewhere along the line the website started to be mistranslated to the app. All entries read like plain text
  • by jacob 4/8/2015
    Listen jerks, I love this kind of thing. When I swipe past the reviews and see that this **** hasn't been updated in almost 4 years, I get upset. I love you guys, please fix its problems.
  • by Eric 4/7/2015
    Absolutely awful, just a wall of text
  • by Mats 4/6/2015
    Pictures don't work. Format broke
  • by Andrew and Anna 4/3/2015
    Images/formatting broken, fix asap
  • by Tom 3/28/2015
    Nothing about this app functions as expected.