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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Ryan 2/27/2015
  • by Jason 2/25/2015
    Could use some work, like formatting and pictures like the actual I guess I'll keep it in hopes that an update will fix that
  • by Hazem 2/23/2015
    Displays a wall of text no formatting for any of the articles
  • by Amber 2/21/2015
    Looks like Cracked abandoned Windows just like Bank of America, except BOA had the ***** to tell us and Cracked just leaves us wondering.
  • by tom 2/20/2015
    Like someone else posted, the format is messed up, one wall of words, no pictures, not like it used to be. I read articles every day, but have given up. Reading cracked on the browser isn't grew because of load times, but I've been doing that instead of using this app.
  • by Nic 2/19/2015
    Articles are a wall of text with no formatting or pictures. The app is useless.
  • by Bentley 2/19/2015
    I hate being that guy, but for months now, this app has been broken. Not sure what happened. I've even emailed Cracked tech support and haven't heard back. Please fix.
  • by Jason 2/18/2015
    I loved my old cracked app, but since the update, no pictures download and the formatting is wonky. It's now hard to read and isn't worth opening. I'm hoping a fix will occur because I love
  • by Erin 2/15/2015
    I notice the "This app is broken" reviews began in about mid November. It is now mid February and it is still broken for me. Update this, please, otherwise it is next to worthless.
  • by Michael 2/14/2015
    Used to be awesome, now totally broken. Support is non-responsive to the point where I think they simply don't care. They don't even list windows phone as an app on their site anymore