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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Patrick 11/23/2014
    Just wish it had photoplasty
  • by User 11/23/2014
    This app used to be awesome! Now it is just one long paragraph, gives me a headache.
  • by Louie 11/22/2014
    Like a previous reviewer, the app has become a mess that no longer function for me. Articles have no formatting and pictures don't load.
  • by Christopher 11/22/2014
    Was awesome, now useless as you are hit with a wall of text.
  • by Carlos R. 11/22/2014
    I love Cracked, but this app is the definition of mediocrity. Now it won't even show pictures in the articles.... *** cracked?
  • by Amber 11/22/2014
    App doesn't work properly anymore. Articles are just one block of text.
  • by Daniel 11/22/2014
    Compared to the iTunes version app it's got a less user friendly interface. It also seems like articles aren't formatted for it, leaving many to be giant blobs of text with no images.
  • by Jade 11/22/2014
    used to be good, now there's no formatting and no pictures.
  • by Eduardo 11/22/2014
    I like the website and the app was good,but lately it has been having problems.The headings of the articles and the images aren't showing when they are pulled up.
  • by Francisco 11/21/2014
    Seems abandoned. Formatting for articles dont work at all.

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