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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Sydney 6/28/2015
    The headings and pictures won't show-please fix this!- it's a great app. Update and adapt ******!
  • by Ajith 6/17/2015
    No pics, no videos, bad app, oh wait this must be one of your jokes... Is it ? Nobody is going to laugh at it so clean up this mess guys.
  • by Amy 6/17/2015
    Fix the formatting
  • by Cody 6/7/2015
    I would pay for this app if they would fix it.
  • by Cailin 6/6/2015
    This app used to work until about 6 months ago but now the pictures and formatting don't work. I used to use the app daily to read cracked but now its a useless wall of text. :'(
  • by Graham 6/6/2015
    Doesn't carry any of the graphics, formatting, or paragraph breaks from the stories. Worse than an RSS feed reader.
  • by Leo 6/6/2015
    Broken and abandoned
  • by Ricardo 5/30/2015
    I love cracked but the layout is buggy. Images and indentations missing, 2 things I love about reading cracked
  • by Gopal Dass 5/24/2015
    Pathetic excuse of an app.. For an good site with much to read and visualize this app does injustice!
  • by Jonny 5/16/2015
    Formatting all wrong. No pictures or links like website.