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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by james 1/26/2015
    I have loved this app for forever but with how broken it is you're better off just going to their sight
  • by David 1/24/2015
    Don't know what happened but now all the style sheets are broken and text is running out of control. It's the 2nd time its happened.
  • by Zlatan 1/23/2015
    Cracked please fix this!
  • by Nick 1/22/2015
    App formatting still isn't fixed, very bad display, no pictures.
  • by Jerry 1/22/2015
    Used to be the best app on WP, then it broke and 6 months later no fix
  • by Valeriya 1/22/2015
    Since the developers clearly don't care about this app to never have updated it for 4 ******* years now, I say that no one should bother installing or using this app. Better yet, give it a negative star rating. The pictures and formatting have been broken for over a year now. Its impossible to read articles. I know WP market is kinda lacking but that is no excuse to completely trash it with poor excuses of app maintenance. Cracked...i love your site and articles but right now because of your blatant neglect of your own app, I hate you.
  • by Brian 1/21/2015
    This used to be a great app. I have reached out to both Cracked and the maker of the app to resolve the issues others have expressed. After 2 weeks and no reply I am deleting the app and rating it a 1 star because 0 isn't an option
  • by Derek 1/21/2015
    Photos and videos no longer work.
  • by User 1/19/2015
    Used to be one of my favorites until it broke a couple months ago. Formatting is all wrong. Seems like the Cracked Team has abandoned this one.
  • by Shawn 1/19/2015
    This app has become completely useless.