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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by User 10/23/2014
  • by Aaron 10/6/2014
    This app seriously needs an update. Come on cracked IT guys, listen to all this feedback.
  • by Mike 10/6/2014
    I'm just excited that I can get the app on Windows phone. But I wish it would have a way to at least get random articles for after I've read the new ones already. IPhone can do it so this phone should too
  • by Samantha 9/28/2014
    Good app, good design, no tech glitches. But it's very basic. It needs more features besides recent articles, craptions and videos. I would like it to have Photoplasty, an archive, and a community feature including comments.
  • by Mark 9/20/2014
    Cracked seems more concerned with "problematic issues" than comedy/historical lists of yore. Content is less interesting and more clickbait.
  • by User 9/15/2014
  • by Josh 9/14/2014
    My only two complaints are that I wish it had flashbacks and photoplasty. Otherwise good
  • by Jake 9/9/2014
    Fantastic for the most part and no mobile compatibility issues...but would much rather have photoplasty replace craptions.
  • by User 8/28/2014
    Always says the network is down even though I'm on WiFi...cant even use it
  • by mitchell 8/28/2014
    The content is great, but the app is constantly crashing and no new content ever loads.