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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by Rachel 12/14/2014
    Turned into absolute ****. Has Cracked abandoned the app? It would be nice if they did their jobs and informed users. ****, **** ****
  • by Dan 12/14/2014
    Photos not loading. The shade of red is off too compared to website or its that just me
  • by User 12/14/2014
    Broken. AGAIN. This app is broken every other day.
  • by Michael 12/13/2014
    Broken. Worked great for a couple years but not anymore. I hope they fix their Windows 8 app too.
  • by Spencer 12/13/2014
    Works, but badly formatted and images no longer show. Please fix!
  • by Tom 12/13/2014
    This app has been abandoned and is now broken. Page formatting is screwed up causing articles to be one giant paragraph and the pictures do not load. The only reason to get this now is to save the articles for offline reading if you can tolerate the busted formatting.
  • by Mark 12/12/2014
    App broken, avoid. Shame for such an awesome comedy site
  • by Steve 12/12/2014
    Fix the app.
  • by geoffrey 12/11/2014
    Would be five stars, but needs fix badly! No pictures, paragraphs, headings, it's all smashed together. Fix and will update to give stars!
  • by Johnny 12/11/2014
    Not Formatted for mobile devices. Hire a programmer or two.

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