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Works with

  • Windows Phone 8.1
  • Windows Phone 8
  • Windows Phone 7.5

App requires

  • phone identity
  • photo, music, and video libraries
  • data services
  • phone dialer
  • web browser component
  • camera
  • HD720P (720x1280)
  • WVGA (480x800)
  • WXGA (768x1280)
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If you like, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you've been waiting for.

Chances are you've been navigating by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen.  Could that be why the man / woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you?  Almost definitely.

The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who's the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made the fastest growing humor site on the internet.


*An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content, videos and Craptions Flashback
*Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.

Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

"The thing they said about me is totally true.  Get this app or I'll think you're a pervert, and we'll never get it on." - Man/Woman of your dreams.
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  • by User 8/28/2014
    This **** crashes all the time
  • by Shawn 8/26/2014
    I found some random articles which were interesting but I got tired of the biased, distorted misinformation that permeates throughout. It got so bad I have to question the other articles that were passingly interesting.
  • by Chad 8/18/2014
    As much as I love the website, the app is a huge letdown. 1) it only shows like 15 articles at a time and there's no search bar, random article section, photoplasties, and we can't read anything besides those 15 articles 2) the app is updated much more slowly than the website, and it becomes boring very quickly because we're given limited selection 3) the about section is riddled with typos, not something that should bother me, but it does.
  • by Jacob 8/16/2014
    Fairly adequate I guess, but could really use a whole lot of improvement in features and aesthetics. I'd really appreciate the addition of a clear tile, too. Do you guys plan on updating this ever?
  • by User 8/1/2014
    Stupid app keeps crashing
  • by Isai 7/31/2014
    I love cracked but this is seriously a let down I had a android device and the cracked app there was 10 times better than this one it had a random article button and the ability to go from one article to related articles not just the newer articles please update this app
  • by Brian 7/24/2014
  • by Tyler 7/7/2014
    So what if it's missing photoplasty? This app looks and feels much better than its Android cousin. It's one of the very few reasons I still use my Windows Phone.
  • by Spencer 6/25/2014
    Better than the website. You don't have to click 5 different pages to read the article. I haven't had the app for long but I haven't had any problems yet.
  • by John 6/12/2014
    This app is fine, works well, and looks nice, but it still, for some reason, still includes the long extinct Craptions. And there's a hell of a lot more to the site that can take the place of that dust-collecting section which doesn't even have second or third place entries. Comments, Photoplasty--even a search bar--could be added.